Generated by All in One SEO v4.9.7.2, this is an llms.txt file, used by LLMs to index the site. # Parade of Freaks Parade of Freaks is a weekly webcomic by Carlos Gabriel Ruiz, updated every Monday ## Sitemaps - [XML Sitemap](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/sitemap.xml): Contains all public & indexable URLs for this website. ## Posts - [Lucky 7](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2013/04/01/lucky-7/) - [Lucky 6](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2013/03/25/lucky-6/) - [Lucky 5](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2013/03/18/lucky-5/) - [Lucky Page 2](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2013/03/04/lucky-page-2-2/) - [Lucky - Pages 3 & 4](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2013/03/11/lucky-page-3-4/) - [Lucky - Page 1](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2013/02/25/lucky-page-1/) - [The Last Human in Space pg. 8](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2013/02/18/the-last-human-in-space-pg-8/) - [The Last Human in Space pg. 7](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2013/02/11/the-last-human-in-space-pg-7/) - [The Last Human in Space pg. 6](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2013/02/04/the-last-human-in-space-pg-6/) - [The Last Human in Space pg. 5](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2013/01/28/the-last-human-in-space-pg-5/) - [The Last Human in Space pg. 4](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2013/01/21/the-last-human-in-space-pg-4/) - [The Last Human in Space pg. 3](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2013/01/16/the-last-human-in-space-pg-3/) - [The Last Human in Space pg. 2](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2013/01/15/the-last-human-in-space-pg-2/) - [The Last Human in Space pg.2-3](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2013/01/14/the-last-human-in-space-pg-2-3/) - [Blue Label Page 5 from Spirits of St. Louis](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2010/10/18/blue-label-page-5/) - [Blue Label Page 6 from Spirits of St. Louis](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2010/10/25/blue-label-page-6/) - [The Last Human in Space pg.1](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2013/01/07/the-last-human-in-space-pg-1/) - what happens when no one is left on earth and the people on the space station are left alive as the last humans in space - [Killer Robots from the Future - Free Comic Book Day - Page 4](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2012/05/21/killer-robots-from-the-future-free-comic-book-day-page-4/) - [Killer Robots from the Future - Free Comic Book Day - Page 3](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2012/05/14/killer-robots-from-the-future-free-comic-book-day-page-3/) - [Killer Robots from the Future - Free Comic Book Day - Page 2](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2012/05/07/killer-robots-from-the-future-free-comic-book-day-page-2/) - [Killer Robots from the Future - Free Comic Book Day - Page 1](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2012/04/30/killer-robots-from-the-future-free-comic-book-day-page-1/) - [Eads Landing - Page 8, by Carlos Gabriel Ruiz and Jim Mosley](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2012/03/26/eads-landing-page-8-by-carlos-gabriel-ruiz-and-jim-mosley/) - [Eads Landing - Page 7, by Carlos Gabriel Ruiz and Jim Mosley](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2012/03/19/eads-landing-page-7-by-carlos-gabriel-ruiz-and-jim-mosley/) - [Eads Landing - Page 6, by Carlos Gabriel Ruiz and Jim Mosley](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2012/03/12/eads-landing-page-6-by-carlos-gabriel-ruiz-and-jim-mosley/) - [Eads Landing - Page 5, by Carlos Gabriel Ruiz and Jim Mosley](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2012/03/05/eads-landing-page-5-by-carlos-gabriel-ruiz-and-jim-mosley/) - [Eads Landing - Page 1, by Carlos Gabriel Ruiz and Jim Mosley](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2012/02/06/eads-landing-page-1-by-carlos-gabriel-ruiz-and-jim-mosley/) - [Eads Landing - Page 2, by Carlos Gabriel Ruiz and Jim Mosley](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2012/02/13/eads-landing-page-2-by-carlos-gabriel-ruiz-and-jim-mosley/) - [Eads Landing - Page 3, by Carlos Gabriel Ruiz and Jim Mosley](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2012/02/20/eads-landing-page-3-by-carlos-gabriel-ruiz-and-jim-mosley/) - [Eads Landing - Page 4, by Carlos Gabriel Ruiz and Jim Mosley](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2012/02/27/eads-landing-page-4-by-carlos-gabriel-ruiz-and-jim-mosley/) - [An Accounting - Page 8](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2012/01/30/an-accounting-page-8/) - [An Accounting - Page 7](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2012/01/23/an-accounting-page-7/) - [An Accounting - Page 6](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2012/01/16/an-accounting-page-6/) - [An Accounting - Page 5](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2012/01/09/an-accounting-page-5-2/) - [An Accounting - Page 2](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2011/12/19/an-accounting-page-2/) - [An Accounting - Page 3](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2011/12/26/an-accounting-page-4/) - [An Accounting - Page 4](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2012/01/02/an-accounting-page-5/) - [An Accounting - Page 1](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2011/12/12/an-accounting-page-1/) - [Lemp Deck - Page 6 by Carlos Gabriel Ruiz and Jim Mosley](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2011/12/05/lemp-deck-page-6-by-carlos-gabriel-ruiz-and-jim-mosley/) - [Lemp Deck - Page 5 by Carlos Gabriel Ruiz and Jim Mosley](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2011/11/28/lemp-deck-page-5-by-carlos-gabriel-ruiz-and-jim-mosley/) - [Lemp Deck - Page 4 by Carlos Gabriel Ruiz and Jim Mosley](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2011/11/21/lemp-deck-page-4-by-carlos-gabriel-ruiz-and-jim-mosley/) - [Lemp Deck - Page 3 by Carlos Gabriel Ruiz and Jim Mosley](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2011/11/14/lemp-deck-page-3-by-carlos-gabriel-ruiz-and-jim-mosley/) - [Lemp Deck - Page 2 by Carlos Gabriel Ruiz and Jim Mosley](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2011/11/07/lemp-deck-page-2-by-carlos-gabriel-ruiz-and-jim-mosley/) - [Lemp Deck - Page 1 by Carlos Gabriel Ruiz and Jim Mosley](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2011/10/31/lemp-deck-page-1-by-carlos-gabriel-ruiz-and-jim-mosley/) - [Blue Label Page 4 from Spirits of St. Louis](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2010/10/11/blue-label-page-4-from-spirits-of-st-louis/) - [Blue Label Page 2 from Spirits of St. Louis](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2010/09/27/blue-label-page-2/) - [Blue Label Page 3 from Spirits of St. Louis](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2010/10/04/blue-label-page-3/) - [Blue Label Page 1 from Spirits of St. Louis](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2010/09/20/blue-label-page-1/) - [Spirits of St. Louis (Cover A)](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2010/09/13/spirits-of-st-louis-cover-a/) - [Spirits of St. Louis Back Cover](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2010/09/17/spirits-of-st-louis-back-cover/) - [Spirits of St. Louis (Cover B)](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2010/09/15/spirits-of-st-louis-cover-b/) - [Carlos Gabriel Ruiz & Kevin Wolf Signing at Star Clipper Comics 11.11.09](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/11/09/carlos-gabriel-ruiz-kevin-wolf-signing-at-star-clipper-comics-11-11-09/) - [Development Hell vs. Microsoft Windows 7](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/11/02/development-hell-vs-microsoft-windows-7/) - [Pretentious Record Store Guy No. 2 – Instruments Back From the Pawn](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/09/21/pretentious-record-store-guy-no-2-–-instruments-back-from-the-pawn/) - [Pretentious Record Store Guy No. 2 – South by Southwest](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/09/28/pretentious-record-store-guy-no-2-–-south-by-southwest/) - [Pretentious Record Store Guy No. 2 – Winona's Big Brown Beaver](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/10/05/pretentious-record-store-guy-no-2-–-winonas-big-brown-beaver/) - [Pretentious Record Store Guy No. 2 - Packed and Ready to Go](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/09/14/pretentious-record-store-guy-no-2-packed-and-ready-to-go/) - [Pretentious Record Store Guy No. 2 - Tape Decked](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/09/07/pretentious-record-store-guy-no-2-tape-decked/) - [Pretentious Record Store Guy No. 2 - On The Road](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/08/24/pretentious-record-store-guy-2/) - [Pretentious Record Store Guy No. 2 - Why I Hate Phil Collins](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/08/31/pretentious-record-store-guy-2-2/) - [Killer Robots From the Future Sent Back in Time to Destroy Humanity](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2007/10/22/killer-robots-from-the-future-sent-back-in-time-to-destroy-humanity/) - [The True Lovers](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2007/10/29/the-true-lovers/) - [The Lonely Painter's First Show](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2007/11/05/the-lonely-painters-first-show/) - [The Joel Sinclair Show Episode One: Sit Down to Stand Up](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2007/11/12/the-joel-sinclair-show-episode-one-sit-down-to-stand-up/) - [Ugh the Caveman](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2007/11/19/ugh-the-caveman/) - [Killer Robots from the Future](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2007/11/26/killer-robots-from-the-future/) - [Development Hell by Carlos Gabriel Ruiz](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2007/12/03/development-hell-by-carlos-gabriel-ruiz/) - [The Joel Sinclair Show pt.2](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2007/12/10/the-joel-sinclair-show-pt2/) - [Big G Contemplating Infinity or What To Do With Your Day When Your Day Lasts Forever](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2007/12/17/big-g-contemplating-infinity-or-what-to-do-with-your-day-when-your-day-lasts-forever/) - [The Knave of Krypton Interviews Development Hell](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2007/12/24/the-knave-of-krypton-interviews-development-hell/) - The boys from The Knave of Krypton were kind enough to conduct interviews with all the contestants of Zuda's December Competition. Here is the interview they did with the boys from Development Hell. Interview conducted between Carlos Ruiz and the Knave, pencils and inks by Rob Berry, color and letters by the Knave. To check - [Development Hell Web 2.0](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2007/12/31/development-hell-web-20/) - [Development Hell C-Word](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/01/07/development-hell-c-word/) - [Development Hell-Hate Blog](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/01/14/development-hell/) - [Development Hell - Digg This](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/01/21/development-hell-digg-this/) - [Development Hell vs. Online Gaming 360 Style](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/01/28/development-hell-vs-online-gaming-360-style/) - [Barack Obama: Agent of C.H.A.N.G.E.](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/01/29/barack-obama-agent-of-change/) - Next Tuesday Feb. 5th is Super Tuesday, so the Parade of Freaks wanted to remind everyone to go out and vote in the primaries. Who has won the Parade's admiration and vote this season? Why, none other than Mr. Barack Obama. Why? Because he is an Agent of C.H.A.N.G.E. What is C.H.A.N.G.E.? Change is Citizens - [Development Hell - The $350 Web Site](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/02/04/development-hell-the-350-web-site/) - [Development Hell - Surfing Safari](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/02/11/development-hell-surfing-safari/) - [Development Hell - A Case of The Mondays](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/02/18/development-hell-a-case-of-the-mondays/) - [The College Years - Universal Math Equation](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/02/25/the-college-years-universal-math-equation/) - [The College Years - Bob Ross Paints a Happy Tree](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/03/03/the-college-years-bob-ross-paints-a-happy-tree/) - [The College Years - What's Up?](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/03/10/the-college-years-whats-up/) - [Big G - Anger Management](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/03/17/big-g-anger-management/) - [Jesus and Friends - God's Sloppy Seconds](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/03/24/jesus-and-friends-gods-sloppy-seconds/) - [The College Years - Tastes Like Fish](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/03/31/the-college-years-tastes-like-fish/) - [Pretentious Record Store Guy...A Start](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/04/07/pretentious-record-store-guya-start/) - [Pretentious Record Store Guy - Today's Music Has Got No Soul](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/04/14/pretentious-record-store-guy/) - [Pretentious Record Store Guy - Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/04/21/pretentious-record-store-guy-stop-me-if-youve-heard-this-one-before/) - [Pretentious Record Store Guy - Fuck Phil Collins](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/04/28/pretentious-record-store-guy-fuck-phil-collins/) - [Hello Darkness, My Old Friend](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/05/05/hello-darkness-my-old-friend/) - [Hipster Battle Happenings](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/05/12/hipster-battle-happenings/) - [Development Hell - The Coming of Web 3.0](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/05/19/development-hell-the-coming-of-web-30/) - [Development Hell - TEXT ME :)](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/05/26/development-hell-text-me/) - [Agent of C.H.A.N.G.E. page 1](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/06/02/agent-of-change-page-1/) - [Agent of C.H.A.N.G.E. page 2](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/06/09/agent-of-change-page-2/) - [Agent of C.H.A.N.G.E. page 3](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/06/16/agent-of-change-page-3/) - [Agent of C.H.A.N.G.E. page 4](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/06/23/agent-of-change-page-4/) - [Agent of C.H.A.N.G.E. page 5](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/06/30/agent-of-change-page-5/) - [The True Lovers - Happiness is a Dream Best Served Cold](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/07/07/the-true-lovers-happiness-is-a-dream-best-served-cold/) - [The College Years - Mental Masturbation and Discussions of Death](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/07/14/the-college-years-mental-masturbation-and-discussions-of-death/) - [Pretentious Record Store Guy - Guest List Blues](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/07/21/pretentious-record-store-guy-guest-list-blues/) - [Pretentious Record Store Guy - Pretty Vacant](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/07/28/pretentious-record-store-guy-pretty-vacant/) - [Pretentious Record Store Guy - At My Window Sad and Lonely](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/08/04/pretentious-record-store-guy-at-my-window-sad-and-lonely/) - [Pretentious Record Store Guy - All Mods Con](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/08/11/pretentious-record-store-guy-all-mods-con/) - [The True Lovers - Bring the Butter, Baby!](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/08/18/the-true-lovers-bring-the-butter-baby/) - [The True Lovers - Honesty is Honestly Impossible](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/08/25/the-true-lovers-2/) - [Pretentious Record Store Guy Reviews Pretentious Record Store Guy](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/09/01/pretentious-record-store-guy-reviews-pretentious-record-store-guy/) - [The College Years - A Long Road](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/09/08/the-college-years-a-long-road/) - [The UnCare Bear Stares Where](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/10/06/the-uncare-bear-stares-where/) - [Oh How The Mighty Have Fallen](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/10/13/oh-how-the-mighty-have-fallen/) - [Purple Dinosaurs Park in the Alley](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/10/20/purple-dinosaurs-park-in-the-alley/) - [Cashews and Kickball for Mixed Nuts](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/10/27/cashews-and-kickball-for-mixed-nuts/) - [On November 4th, Vote for Change](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/11/03/on-november-4th-vote-for-change/) - [The Critic Guy Hates Everything](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/11/10/the-critic-guy-hates-everything/) - [The Critic Guy Hates His Job](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/11/17/the-critic-guy-hates-his-job/) - [The First Thanksgiving](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/11/27/the-first-thanksgiving/) - [The Critic Guy Hates Going to the Movies](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/11/24/the-critic-guy-hates-driving/) - [The Pefect Engagement Gift](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/12/01/the-pefect-engagement-gift/) - [Formed A Band, Yeah, We Formed a Band](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/12/08/formed-a-band-yeah-we-formed-a-band/) - [All I Want For Christmas is Rock Band...](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/12/15/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-rock-band/) - [Santa, Baby, Come Down My Chimney Tonight](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/12/22/santa-baby-come-down-my-chimney-tonight/) - [Have a Happy, Merry, Cheery Pretentious Whatever...](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/12/29/have-a-happy-merry-cheery-pretentious-whatever/) - [Hell of a New Year...](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/01/05/hell-of-a-new-year/) - [PHP vs. ASP.NET - The Emancipation Proclamation](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/01/12/php-vs-aspnet-the-emancipation-proclamation/) - [iPhone Jones and House of Dropped Calls](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/01/19/iphone-jones-and-house-of-dropped-calls/) - [2012 vs. Nostradamus (It's the End of the World As We Know It and I Feel Fine)](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/01/26/2012-vs-nostradamus-its-the-end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it-and-i-feel-fine/) - [Ninja Skills to Pay the Bills: Hello, My Name is Ryu](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/02/02/ninja-skills-to-pay-the-bills-page-one/) - [Ninja Skills to Pay the Bills: Mergers and Acquisitions ](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/02/09/ninja-skills-to-pay-the-bills-sensei-says/) - [Ninja Skills to Pay the Bills: Murders and Assassinations pt. 1 of 2](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/02/16/ninja-skills-to-pay-the-bills-murders-and-assassinations-pt-1-of-2/) - [Ninja Skills to Pay the Bills: Murders and Assassinations pt. 2 of 2](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/02/23/ninja-skills-to-pay-the-bills-murders-and-assassinations-pt-2-of-2/) - [Ninja Skills to Pay the Bills: Sensei Senses, Sensei Says...](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/03/02/ninja-skills-to-pay-the-bills-sensei-says-2/) - [Ninja Skills to Pay the Bills: The Long Road Home](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/03/09/ninja-skills-to-pay-the-bills-the-long-road-home/) - [Ninja Skills to Pay the Bills: No Too Weaks Noticed](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/03/16/ninja-skills-to-pay-the-bills-no-too-weaks-noticed/) - [Ninja Skills to Pay the Bills: Drinking Games for the Deeply Depressed](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/03/23/ninja-skills-to-pay-the-bills-drinking-games-for-the-deeply-depressed/) - [Pretentious Record Store Guy - I Want to Be Adored](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/03/30/pretentious-record-store-guy-i-want-to-be-adored/) - [Pretentious Record Store Guy - A Man of Golden Words](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/04/06/pretentious-record-store-guy-a-man-of-golden-words/) - [Pretentious Record Store Guy - Children In Bloom](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/04/13/pretentious-record-store-guy-children-in-bloom/) - [Pretentious Record Store Guy - C.R.E.A.M. (Cash Rules Everthing Around Me)](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/04/20/pretentious-record-store-guy-cream-cash-rules-everthing-around-me/) - [Pretentious Record Store Guy - Gimme Animosity](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/04/27/pretentious-record-store-guy-gimme-animosity/) - [Pretentious Record Store Guy - Logic Will Break Your Heart](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/05/04/pretentious-record-store-guy-logic-will-break-your-heart/) - [Pretentious Record Store Guy - Hello Goodbye](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/05/11/pretentious-record-store-guy-hello-goodbye/) - [Me vs Kevin Wolf's Pangaea](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/05/18/me-vs-kevin-wolfs-pangaea/) - [Remember to Remember to Forget](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/05/25/remember-to-remember-to-forget/) - [Isn't It Ironic? A Comic About A Song Which Isn't](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/06/01/isnt-it-ironic-a-comic-about-a-song-which-isnt/) - [What's So Real About The Real World?](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/06/08/whats-so-real-about-the-real-world/) - [Fists of the Future vs. Lobster Men From Space](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/06/15/fist-of-the-future-vs-lobster-men-from-space/) - [Endtroducing the Megalomaniacal Midget](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/06/22/endtroducing-the-megalomaniacal-midget/) - [The Megalomaniacal Midget Invents a Death Ray](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/06/29/the-megalomaniacal-midget-invents-a-death-ray/) - [The Megalomaniacal Midget and His Care Bear Stare](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/07/06/the-megalomaniacal-midget-and-his-care-bear-stare/) - [The Megalomaniacal Midget Tries to Hurry Love](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/07/13/the-megalomaniacal-midget-tries-to-hurry-love/) - [The Megalomaniacal Midget Gets Happy](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/07/20/the-megalomaniacal-midget-gets-happy/) - [The Megalomaniacal Midget Knows Quitters Never Prosper](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/07/27/the-megalomaniacal-midget-knows-quitters-never-prosper/) - [The World Is Not Enough for the Megalomaniacal Midget](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/08/03/the-world-is-not-enough-for-the-megalomaniacal-midget/) - [The Megalomaniacal Midget Points His Love Gun At You](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/08/10/the-megalomaniacal-midget-points-his-love-gun-at-you/) - [Bleed the Blood of the Dying Promo Spot](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2009/08/17/bleed-the-blood-of-the-dying-promo-spot/) - [Zombies vs. Robots vs. Amazons = Awesome!](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/10/16/zombies-vs-robots-vs-amazons-awesome/) - Consider the zombies. The zombies represent the id, the uncontrolled part of man that is driven on instinct and impulse and only seeks immediate satisfaction of its primal urges and desires. In the case of the zombie, they are driven by the need to eat in order to survive, feasting on human flesh and brains. - [Another Cool Robot Sketch](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/10/02/another-cool-robot-sketch/) - [Kevin Wolf's Pangaea with Wings](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/09/29/kevin-wolfs-pangaea-with-wings/) - [Kevin Wolf's Pangaea Named Best Local Comic by The Riverfront Times](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/09/29/kevin-wolfs-pangaea-named-best-local-comic-by-the-riverfront-times/) - Mega-huge local weekly Riverfront Times acknowledge the greatness of the comic Pangaea , produced by Kevin Wolf on PLAYBACK:stl. Here is what they had to say: "A self-published, warts-and-all collection of comic strips banged out while the artist was at his day job couldn't possibly be this entertaining...could it? Wolf's drawing is a little rough - [When Apes Take Over the World...](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/09/25/when-apes-take-over-the-world/) - [My First True Life Autobiographical Comic (From My College Years)](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/09/22/my-first-true-life-autobiographical-comic-from-my-college-years/) - [The Nectar of the Gods](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/09/18/the-nectar-of-the-gods/) - [My Only True Life Autobiographical Comic Ever](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/09/15/my-only-true-life-autobiographical-comic-ever/) - [Killer Robots From the Future Sketch](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/08/07/killer-robots-from-the-future-sketch/) - Sometimes my friends and I get together and draw stupid stuff over a few beers. Mixing art and alcohol: always a good time. Here is a Killer Robots From the Future sketch I did that I thought turned out pretty nifty. Check it out. - [Get Down With Your UGHly sketch!](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/08/14/get-down-with-your-ughly-sketch/) - More sketchy times and neolithic people. You know what your parents said about hanging out with cavemen, right? They said not to. Especially when they look like Brendan Fraiser. Here is an Ugh sketch. Enjoy. - [Parade of Freaks WizardWorldChicago Special On Sale Now at Indy Planet](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/06/25/parade-of-freaks-wizardworldchicago-special-on-sale-now-at-indy-planet/) - How many times have you found yourself trapped on a broken down bus going nowhere fast, completely surrounded by a smörgÃ¥sbord of the craziest freaks, geeks, weirdos, aliens, robots, cavemen, megalomaniacal midgets, dinosaurs, buddy cops, giant mutant monsters, dysfunctional couples, depressed artists, ninjas for hire, poli-sci majors, sit down comics and one messed up kid - [See you at Wizard World Chicago](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/06/18/see-you-at-wizard-world-chicago/) - The parade is hitting the road, folks! June 27th-29th we setting up shop at Wizard World Chicago. We are extremely excited since this is our first official convention outing. We will also have the very first issue of Pretentious Record Store Guy miniseries for sale as well as the Wizard World Parade of Freaks Special - [Pretentious Record Store Guy #1 Now Available](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/06/11/pretentious-record-store-guy-1-now-available/) - Every journey has a beginning, every story has a start and every record store has a Pretentious Record Store Guy. This is his story! When you’re Pretentious Record Store Guy, you’re life is pretty much made in the shade right? You get to see all the cool shows, pick through all the good music and - [Fun with Milk and Cheese on MySpace](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/05/09/fun-with-milk-and-cheese-on-myspace/) - What goes better with breakfast than some Milk and Cheese. It's even better when the Milk and Cheese in question involve a carton of hate and a wedge of spite! Evan Dorkin's classic comic returns on Dark Horse's MySpace Presents comics. Check it out at http://www.myspace.com/darkhorsepresents?issuenum=10&storynum=2! - [Vote for Hell on Zuda (Again)](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/04/22/vote-for-hell-on-zuda-again/) - For those of you who really, really wanted Development Hell to win December's Zuda competition(all three of you out there), your prayers have been answered! To celebrate the 1 year anniversary of the Zuda's initial announcement, the fine editors at Zuda have decided to give the also rans a chance to redeem themselves. That's right, - [Happy 4.20, Freak!](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/04/20/happy-420-freak/) - Today is April 20th and I wish all you freaks out there a good day. - [It's Not Easy Being Super, Man or What Do You Do with The Man of Tomorrow When Tomorrow Comes Today?](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/04/15/its-not-easy-being-super-man-or-what-do-you-do-with-the-man-of-tomorrow-when-tomorrow-comes-today/) - Happy 70th Birthday, Superman! Superman is 70? Seriously? He looks pretty good for a guy his age. No longer the freshman reporter from Smallville, Kansas, Clark Kent is now a seasoned Metropolitan; there is nothing that, either as Superman or Clark Kent, he hasn't seen before or done twice already, only backwards and with heels - [Interview with writer Brian Azzarello](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/03/27/interview-with-writer-brian-azzarello/) - There are very few comics that serve as a sublime example of what happens when images and words collide on a blank sheet of paper. In that rare instance when that comic comes around you cherish it and hope that it never ends. 100 Bullets is one such comic. Unfortunately, the series has just begun - [Interview with Comic Creator Shannon Wheeler](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/01/04/interview-with-comic-creator-shannon-wheeler/) - Shannon Wheeler is just Too Much! He is too original, he is too innovative, he is just too smart for his own good! Shannon Wheeler's recent book Screw Heaven, When I Die I'm Going to Mars combines the adventures of Too Much Coffee Man, the How to Be Happy strips and the Postage Stamp Funnies - [Interview with Comic Creator Evan Dorkin](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2008/02/15/interview-with-comic-creator-evan-dorkin/) - Evan Dorkin is pretty much the man. Besides the fact that he is a multiple Eisner and Harvey Award winner, Evan has worked for every major and just about every minor comic publisher, weaving his mainstream work with the Big Three with his own indie comics published through Slave Labor Graphics. Here is a quick - [Zuda December Competiton Ends](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2007/12/28/zuda-december-competiton-ends/) - All things must end, and so it goes for the December Competition at Zuda Comics. Pray for Death is the winner of the December Competition. Congratulations to them! Thanks for everyone who voted for Development Hell! It was a fun ride and a great experience being selected to Zuda. I would like to thank the - [Vote for Development Hell on Zuda Comics](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2007/12/03/vote-for-development-hell-on-zuda-comics/) - I've got great news for everyone! One of my comics, Development Hell, has been selected as a Top Ten Finalist in D.C. Comics online webcomics adventure, Zuda Comics. The winner of the contest gets a 1 year publishing contract with D.C. and Zuda Comics. http://www.zudacomics.com/ I need everyone to create a profile and vote for - [Welcome to the Parade...](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/2007/11/30/test/) - How many times have you found yourself trapped on a broken down bus going nowhere fast, completely surrounded by a smörgÃ¥sbord of the craziest freaks, geeks, weirdos, aliens, robots, cavemen, megalomaniacal midgets, dinosaurs, buddy cops, giant mutant monsters, dysfunctional couples, depressed artists, ninjas for hire, poli-sci majors, sit down comics and one messed up kid ## Pages - [Contact the Parade](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/contact/) - Contact the Parade of Freaks - [About Parade of Freaks](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/about/) - How many times have you found yourself trapped on a broken down bus going nowhere fast, completely surrounded by a smörgÃ¥sbord of the craziest freaks, geeks, weirdos, aliens, robots, cavemen, megalomaniacal midgets, dinosaurs, buddy cops, giant mutant monsters, dysfunctional couples, depressed artists, ninjas for hire, poli-sci majors, sit down comics and one messed up kid ## Categories - [Uncategorized](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/category/uncategorized/) - [Killer Robots From the Future Sent Back in Time to Dest](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/category/killer-robots-from-the-future-sent-back-in-time-to-destroy-humanity/) - [Ugh the Caveman](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/category/ugh-the-caveman/) - [The True Lovers](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/category/the-true-lovers/) - [Development Hell](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/category/development-hell/) - [The Joel Sinclair Show](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/category/the-joel-sinclair-show/) - [The Megalomaniacal Midget](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/category/the-megalomaniacal-midget/) - [Jesus and Friends](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/category/jesus/) - [The College Years](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/category/the-college-years/) - [Pretentious Record Store Guy](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/category/pretentious-record-store-guy/) - [Ninja Skills to Pay the Bills](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/category/ninja-skills-to-pay-the-bills/) - [Fists of Future](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/category/fists-of-future/) - [The Lonely Painter](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/category/the-lonely-painter/) - [Comic](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/category/comic/) - [Big G](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/category/big-g/) - [Sci-Fi of Poly-Sci](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/category/sci-fi-of-poly-sci/) - [Agent of C.H.A.N.G.E.](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/category/agent-of-change/) - [Retro Blunders](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/category/retro-blunders/) - [The Critic Guy](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/category/the-critic-guy/) - [Sketchbook](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/category/sketchbook/) - [Setting the Bar](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/category/setting-the-bar/) - [Spirits of St. Louis](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/category/spirits-of-st-louis/) - [Lemp Deck](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/category/lemp-deck/) - [Shots in the Dark](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/category/shots-in-the-dark/) - [An Accounting](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/category/an-accounting/) - [Eads Landing](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/category/eads-landing/) - [The Last Human in Space](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/category/the-last-human-in-space/) - [Lucky](http://www.paradeoffreaks.com/category/lucky/)